FAKE CHAPTER CATALOG

FAKE-35 $10

MR STEVE & MISS KATIE "Are You Ready? Here We Go!" CD (2007)

First ever Family CD released by Fake Chapter! All original music from Mr Steve (Steven Piperno of Green To Think) and Miss Katie (Katie Burtnick)

1. Good Morning Today
2. Please and Thank You
3. I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark
4. Are You Ready? Here We Go!
5. The Sound Of The Train
6. Count To 10
7. JUMP
8. Alphabet Alphabet
9. Letters Letters Everywhere
10. Count To 10 (Animals)
11. Lullaby
Not An Exit

FAKE-34 $10

MILES HUNT "Not An Exit" CD (2007)

NEW solo album from the lead singer of the Wonder Stuff. Featuring Erica Nockalls and Andres Karu.

Available in the UK by IRL

1. Back On The Charm Offensive
2. Note To Self
3. Shake 'Em Down
4. Falsified
5. The Cake
6. These Things Remembered (Not At All)
7. The Easy Way (Like Californians)
8. Corny But True
9. Play Me Music
10. Look My Way
11. You & I
Downloading Is Fake 2

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FAKE CHAPTER "Downloading Is Fake V.2" Digital Only (2007)

Available only through our digital partners (itunes, emusic & others) features unreleased tracks by The Sixfifteens, Arms and Sleepers, Katie Burtnick, Stephen Reso, Birds of Maya, Benny's Ltitle Weasel, CJ Grogan, plus tracks by Four Minute Mile, Green To Think, and Fortran. For the old school collectors, you can request a cd-r copy for $5 plus shipping.

Arms and Sleepers

FAKE-32 $7

ARMS AND SLEEPERS "bliss was it in that dawn to be alive" CDep (2006)

"Bliss.... is a captiviating half hour" - The Silent Ballet

"4+++++" - Babysue

"glows with warmth and intimacy and carries with it a hint of mystery and intrigue." - Tiny Mix Tapes

1. beneath bricks and books
2. a mission to prague
3. arms/sleepers
4. warm
5. a girl named clive
6. moscow pop
7. (untitled)
What's My Name?

FAKE-30 $10

HARPER FAIR "What's My Name?" CD (2006)

Harper Fair is perhaps the world's youngest recording artist with all of the songs from her first album completed before her second birthday. "What's My Name?" was recorded with the aid of her father, David Fair from Half Japanese fame.

1. What's My Name?
2. Oopsy Daisy
3. Mama Meow
4. Harper Dub
5. Uh-Oh
6. Woof Woof
7. Oh Brother
8. Meow
9. Mama Papa/Yes No/Haper Emm
10. Meow/Moo
11. Harper Hot
12. LubbaLubba
13. Yiyayiya
14. Harper Kissing Papa
15. HuHu Yes
16. Hooray!
17. Rock On!
18. Tickle Rock
19. Moving Around
20. Up Up Up
21. R-R-R Rock! I Mean It, Man

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Scorpo Shirt

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Fake Chapter "Scorpio" Shirt (click image to enlarge)

black/gold on navy blue ringer. available in S, M, L, XL

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Fake Chapter "Everything You Like is Fake" Shirt (click image to enlarge)

red/white on black. available in S, M, L, XL

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Music Is Fake

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FREE

MUSIC IS FAKE - Promo CD Vol III (2006) -

FREE with every order. Features NEW tracks from Green To Think, The Sixfifteens, Harper Fair, Rev Vince Anderson plus The HouseLights, DMBQ, Four Minute Mile, The Trauma Queens, and CJ Grogan. Mastered and layout by Steve Piperno. Artwork by Visible Rhythm.

Michael Gilligan

FAKE-29 $5

Various Artist/Michael Gilligan CD (2005)

The Concept: To make an album where every song is recorded by the actual artist who inspired me as a songwriter. Giving each song a circle of life never done before.

Features Green To Think, Five Dollar Day, Jonah Matranga, Reverend Vince Anderson, Cray and Dempsey, Derek Nelson, Jad Fair, Michael "Sport" Murphy and more.

Emusic - Free Downloads

1. The Queen Of New York
2. The Drive
3. Your Smile
4. Jesus Was A Lonely Man
5. The Eve Of My Birthday
6. The Drive
7. A Reason
8. September 17, 2051

F C T

FAKE-28 $10

THE SIXFIFTEENS "Feature, Conference, Transfer" CD (2005) -

Playing an intense mixture of indie rock, power pop, punk and art rock, the Saratoga Springs, NY based quartet (ex-Dryer) are a powerful and dynamic band with influences ranging from Nada Surf, Braid, Sonic Youth, The Pixies and The Jam.

Voted Best Band of 2004 by Metroland Magazine

1. model glue
2. montreal
3. tex watson
4. feature, conference, transfer
5. transmission is static free
6. i'm a shit
7. whose heart do you have?
8. everything brand new
9. xerox machines
10. the rapture
Liar Like Me

FAKE-27 $10

GREEN TO THINK "Liar Like Me" CD (2005) -

"This is an album that's impressively mature" 3.5 Stars from Allmusic.com

"Green To Think's excellent songwriting and good lyrics make this album the sort of emotional music that you're not embarrassed to be caught listening to." (Garage Radio)

Liar Like Me RINGTONES

1. Dear Urgency
2. Blonde
3. Prisoner Of War
4. Can You Hear Me?
5. Paint Me Pictures
6. Hold On
7. Liar Like Me
8. Song For A Girl
9. Wake Up Sarah
10. We Are Stars
11. Anything For You
12. Can I Call You?

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MUSIC IS FAKE - Promo CD Vol II (2004) -

This Town Is Murder

FAKE-25 $10

THE HOUSE LIGHTS "This Town Is Murder" CD (2004)

Debut album from former members of Four Minute Mile. The perfect balance of rock, pop, and creativity. It's thoughtful and emotional indie rock/power pop at its finest.

1. Proclamation
2. Best Intenetions
3. Box Cutter
4. The Shape I'm In
5. Beat The Dragon
6. Catch Me If You Can
7. Shallow Season
8. Radio On
9. Three Parts
10. Against These Valley Walls
Downloading Is Fake

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FAKE CHAPTER "Downloading Is Fake V.1" Digital Only (2004)

Available only through our digital partners (itunes, emusic & others) features unreleased tracks by The Trauma Queens, CJ Grogan, Katie Burtnick (Honeyface) plus tracks by Four Minute Mile, The Zambonis, Green To Think, Dryer, and Fortran. For the old school collectors, you can request a cd-r copy for $5 plus shipping.

Esoteric Black Hair

FAKE-23 $5

DMBQ "Esoteric Black Hair" CDep (2004)

Japanese hard rock and heavy psych infused with elements of noise and free improvisation. This is the debut US release for these long time leaders of the underground Tokyo music scene. Recommended for fans of Led Zepplin, Acid Mothers Temple, Blue Cheer and Flower Travelin Band.

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1. Smoker
2. Ohh! Baby
3. Magica Relation
4. Fellows
5. Altered Rock
6. Are You Satisfied?
7. S.S.S.
Lets Not Think About It

FAKE-22 $5

THE SIXFIFTEENS "Let's Not Think About It" CDep (2004)

The debut EP from the ex-Dryer Saratoga Spring boys. Short and sweet. Indie Rock and Noise at its finest.

This EP charted at #2 in Rolling Stone (Issue 951, June 2004)

1. Dusk And Dawn
2. Tell All Your Lies
3. Since Yesterday
4. Fight Song
5. 5 Minutes
6. Camera
7. Auto-Stop
Newsongtoo

FAKE-21 $10

CJ GROGAN "Newsongtoo" CD (2004)

"With all the best rock and roll, it's the singing and the songs that really matter, and let me tell you CJ Grogan delivers the goods with this stunning debut." - Richard X. Heyman

1. Truth Inside My Lies
2. Go
3. Thrashing Doves
4. Chalk Circle
5. Bacharach
6. Colourblind
7. Fall Down On Me
8. Painted Line
9. The Once In A While
10. Turning The Beat
11. Some Of My
12. Newsongtoo
13. Sort Of A Lullaby

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MUSIC IS FAKE - Promo CD Vol I (2003) -

The Plastic Chapter

FAKE-19 $5

FOUR MINUTE MILE "The Plastic Chapter" CDep (2003)

Featuring members of The House Lights, 4MM is one of those bands with the perfect balance of rock, pop, and creativity. Get the Fake Chapter debut that started it all!

1. I Wonder
2. Every Time
3. Everybody Runs
4. Local Rock Star
5. A Thousand Galaxies
6. Anywhere Is Better Than Here
7. Never Been To LA
The Trauma Queens

FAKE-18 $5

The Malevolent Sounds of the TRAUMA QUEENS CDep (2002)

Five of the songs are about murdering women (or possibly the same one, over and over again), and at least one song is about suicide, while another may or may not be about setting yourself on fire.

1. Run And Hide
2. Cut My Heart In Two (And Now I'm Cutting You)
3. The Tears I Cry
4. Two Bullets Is All You Need
5. Get Out Of My Head (Get Into The Ground)
6. Loving You Is Like Being On Fire
7. Hang A Rope From The Rafters When You Leave
Holiday Compilation

FAKE-17 $3

Fake Chapter Records HOLIDAY COMPILATION CDr (2002)

Perfect for every office party! Original music from Green To Think, Dryer (The Sixfifteens), Catspaw, and CJ Grogan. Artwork by Andrea Munson. Mastered by Steve Piperno at GTT Studios.

Sundays Were Made For This

FAKE-16 $5

GREEN TO THINK "Sundays Were Made For This" CDep (2002)

“Green To Think is power-pop with terrific musicianship, thoughtful lyrics, sweet melodies and songs that really hold up." (Chris Barron - Spin Doctors)

Get the Fake Chapter debut that started it all!

1. Sundays Were Made For This
2. Rockin'
3. Alison Rose
4. Better
5. And You Dream
6. Dear My Heaven
Dodgeball

FAKE-15 $3

DODGEBALL / DOC HOPPER "Gooder" split 7 inch vinyl (2001)

Dodgeball- The Morning After/Ode To Ted/You Make Me Tired

Doc Hopper- Season Opener/She's Got A New Spell

Fake Chapter

FAKE-14 $3

FORTRAN "Jim Beam" cd-r only single (2001)

Contains two instrumental classics. Jim Beam and Phoenix. Recorded in 2000 by Andres Karu of Love In Reverse/Amazing Meet Project fame. The tracks also appear on the Downloading Is Fake online only compilations.

FAKE-13 11/11/99 Video vhs (2000)
FAKE-12 MICHAEL GILLIGAN "Express Girls" cassette (1999)
FAKE-11 THE CHAPTER 11 BOOK zine (1999)
Fake Chapter

FAKE-10 $5

Fake Chapter Eleven Records presents.... CD (1999)

Features Benny's Little Weasel, Dryer, Point Blank, The Pushovers, Dixon Ward, Lucinda Bright, Side Kise, Maybrick, Brooder, Catspaw, Drug Hustler, Some Candy, Colourform and Jerry Pinner/Michael Gilligan. All orders will include a promo copy Fake-05. *enlarge image for track listing*

FAKE-09 MICHAEL GILLIGAN "4 - 2 - 1" cassette (1998)
Pinner

FAKE-08 $4

JERRY PINNER & MICHAEL GILLIGAN "Clovanet and a Wa-Wa Pedal" cassette 1998 (title is misspelled on purpose)

During our college years, Jerry and I dazzled Rowan audiences with our unique brand of acoustic rock. Features some covers/some originals, some studio/some live recorded over 4 years at Rowan. Includes the cult classic "Mailbox Girl" and covers of They Might Be Giants, Dryer, The Clash, Soul Asylum, and Reel Big Fish.

BLW

FAKE-07 $4

BENNY'S LITTLE WEASEL "Word In Edgewise" cassette (1997)

Unfortunately, this might be one of the most overlooked classics this label will ever be a part of. Includes a brilliant cover of Cindy Lauper's "Time After Time"

Colourform

FAKE-06 $3

COLOURFORM / MANOS & MCNEELY split 7 inch vinyl (1997)

Both bands debut on my comps. This split includes five new instrumental songs. Truly a creative piece of work and one of my 'I can die happy' products.

FAKE-05

THE CHAPTER 11 COMP  copies still available w/ FAKE-10

FAKE-04

RON DURSO "Cappo Fourth Fret"  cassette/cd-r (1997)
FAKE-03 THE BLEEDING MONROES "Which Way To Shelbyville?" (1997)
FAKE-02 THE NED'S LIST COMP (1996)
Pushovers

FAKE-01 $4

THE PUSHOVERS / POINT BLANK split cassette (1996)

released 11/11/96 (reason for our holiday!)  2 great pop-punk bands.